Whether you are a seasoned veteran or a total novice, navigating the mainways and byways of Puerto Nuevo can drive the best of us to drinking. An endless number of restaurants, untold quantities of left hand turns, never ending doormen blocking your way, attempting to entice you into their place of business, these are just a few of the hazards you'll find at the once-upon-a-time, sleepy lobster village.
The following is offered as a helpful script to guide you through the maze, with the ultimate destination being this place, the best in town:
The meal comes with tortilla soup. Really really great stuff. Deep rich flavor, tomatoey, chickeny, who knows what elsey?!?!?!? It's good. There are slices of avocado and some cheese there on the bottom as well. Really, I could just have this and be happy.
The following is offered as a helpful script to guide you through the maze, with the ultimate destination being this place, the best in town:
Enter the Puerto Nuevo arches from the main road and head alllllllll the way to the end of the street, until you can go no further (in a straight line any way.... don't be stupid). Also, please stop at all of the stop signs, they hide them and without warning you can slide right on by. Under no circumstances are you to stop for anyone waving menus at you, calling you their best friend, do not even hesitate at the offer of free margaritas or the largest lobsters in town. These are all just pathetic ploys by the desperate street hawkers. Simply smile and keep driving. Once you reach the end of the street make a left. Continue past the curio shops and when you see this guy, STOP, you have arrived!
This is Sparky, and he'll guide you right to Olas Del Mar
If you arrive before sunset you might like to sit outside, enjoying a view like this possibly...
Maybe you'll be lucky enough to have someone along to enjoy this all with you too. It's always fun to share... at least that's what Mom always said.
Everyone one at this place is great, but our personal favorite is Antonio.
Cool guy, great waiter, a true pleasure to talk to. Plus he knows what we like and makes the whole experience awesome.
Alright, enough talking for now, let's have a drink!
A shot of tequila and a margarita, ahhhhhhhhhh
Guacamole? Si si si
Chips and salsa? Uhmmm, yeah!
The meal comes with tortilla soup. Really really great stuff. Deep rich flavor, tomatoey, chickeny, who knows what elsey?!?!?!? It's good. There are slices of avocado and some cheese there on the bottom as well. Really, I could just have this and be happy.
But let's not be rediculous, we are here for the lobster, so let's begin
Cut in half and deep fried. Rice, beans, tortillas, limes, melted butter, yeah, wow
These tortillas were made about 30 seconds ago
This is for two people.....
The beginning of my plate
And then
And before you know it, it's over.
Bye bye little friend, it was great seeing you again
$40, Guacamole was an extra $5, shot and drink was included as well. So full, so happy, so gonna come back soon, and you should too.
Go to Mexico
Go eat lobster
Arriba!
DVA
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