Papa John's Spicy Pulled Pork Pizza

The Steelers are on and it's time for a beer and the game.  

Well, maybe more than A beer, maybe alotta beers! 

What goes best with football and beer?

YES

PIZZA

And I've had way too much of them damn Papa John's fricken commercials lately.  So much so that I need to put that pie in mouth!  And this is the night!

We have no expanded cable but we do have the interweb and a tv in the garage that connects to blah blah blah

enough about that

Beer, smokes, Steelers, let's get that pie on the way!

Dos Equis Amber, por favor

The snackable offered tonight is our honey mustard pretzels

A decent treat while waiting for the hot pork pie

If you didn't get it from the title of this post, this is all about the spicy pulled pork pizza.  I know I know I KNOW, it can't be good, but for $12 it's TOTALLY worth a try.  The absolute worst thing that could happen is a case of the mud-butt in the morning, well worth the risk I'd say.

Here's the dude, Happy Pappy John!

ORDER UP!

 The box....

The pie....  Feels dirty to even call it that

WDSS?

HG also wanted a salad, so why not

Looks pretty lame, and over processed, but it's under $5!!!

Pretty bad from what I heard, I didn't try it though.  Why waste the space?

And here we go....

I do very much love the pepperoncinis, no matter how wilted they are from sweating their asses off in the box with the hot pie.  I still like'em

Closer

CLOSER

YES!!!!!!

Verdict?

I say YUMMM!!!!

The pork is real pork, chunks of it, in a tangy BBQ sauce that contains the perfect level of spice.  Yes, perfect.  Very gently it creeps up on you, caressing your mouth, surrounding your buds, easing it's way down your throat, and then???

it stops           right where it should

Not a punch in the face level spice, nor like a hammer on the head, neither a fist to the gut

More like if Rhett Butler was pissed at you, and slapped you in the face with a pair of gloves held in one hand.  Oh, you'd know that you were slapped, but no mark is left, no sign of the crime.  But you'd feel it, you'd know who delt it as well, and just as fast, the perp is gone.  Like a thief in the night.  Nice.

Don't get me wrong, there will be no Papa John's pizza party at the casa.  But for $12 will I consider shoving my face in this pie??  Hell to the yes!

Eat it!

DVA